Stories and Poems

THE CIDERMAN

Oi'm known here as the ciderman
Oi drinks scrumpy as much and as fast as Oi can
Until Oi sees double
And me legs starts to wobble

Please another round

Coh' blimy Oid nearly landed on the ground
Oi'd nearly missed
Hic, the step
'cause Oi'm thoroughly...

Me face looks red
Me nose turned blue
Oi looks as if Oi comes from the zoo

Oi'd better have another one
Another and another
To keep Oi going, this is
Until Oi gets to me missus

She tells me off some anyhow
She does not want me kisses

'Get lost, get lost you ciderman
Drown yourself in the river
You might as well, you might as well
'cause soon you'll lose your liver.'